David Cross - It's Not Funny (CD)

Tracklist

1. Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! (4:51)
2. Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus! (5:10)
3. I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! (3:16)
4. A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! (3:57)
5. Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule! (2:48)
6. My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! (8:38)
7. My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! (13:37)
8. When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! (6:01)
9. Pandering to the Locals! (7:13)
10. Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! (2:37)
11. Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! (2:53)
12. When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! (12:51)